NINE INCH NAILS - Capital G

NINE INCH NAILS

“Capital G”

I pushed the button and elected elected him to office and a
He pushed the button and he dropped the bomb
You pushed the button and could watch it on the television
Those motherfuckers didn’t last too long

I’m sick of hearing about the “have’s” and “have not’s”
Have some personal accountability
The biggest problem with the way that we’ve been doing things is
The more we let you have the less that I’ll be keeping for me

Well I used to stand for something
Now I’m on my hands and knees
Trading in my god for this one
And he signs his name with a capital G

Don’t give a shit about the temperature in Guatemala
Don’t really see what all the fuss is about
Ain’t gonna worry about no future generations and a
And I’m sure somebody’s gonna figure it out

Don’t try to tell me that some power can corrupt a person
You haven’t had enough to know what its like
You’re only angry ’cause you wish you were in my position
Now nod your head because you know that I’m right… alright!

Well I used to stand for something
But forgot what that could be
There’s a lot of me inside you
Maybe you’re afraid to see

Well I used to stand for something
Now I’m on my hands and knees
Trading in my god for this one
And he signs his name with a capital G

Tensions rise between Tibetans, Chinese Muslims

Tensions rise between Tibetans, Chinese Muslims
Long-standing enmity is a factor in recent clashes in Lhasa and other areas.
By Barbara Demick
Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

June 23, 2008

GUOJIA, CHINA — The riot began with a customer’s complaint about her dinner.

“Waitress, there’s a tooth in my soup,” a Tibetan woman said indignantly.

Before long, a curious crowd of Tibetans gathered around the soup bowl. Restaurant owner Yun Sha came out of the kitchen and insisted that the offending item was just a chip off a lamb bone. “Let’s trash this restaurant,” Yun heard somebody scream, and the crowd proceeded to do just that.

Tables, chairs, a television flew through the air. Kitchen equipment was smashed with bricks. Soon the crowd had moved on to other Muslim restaurants on the same strip as terrified waiters and cooks scurried outside for safety.

Disputes such as that one last summer are common in western China, where a volatile ethnic stew is increasingly erupting into violence. Among China’s dozens of minorities, few get along as badly as Tibetans and Muslims. Animosities have played a major — and largely unreported — role in the clashes that have taken place since mid-March. During the March 14 riots in the Tibetan region’s capital, Lhasa, many of the shops and restaurants attacked were Muslim-owned. A mob tried to storm the city’s main mosque and succeeded in setting fire to the front gate. Shops and restaurants in the Muslim quarter were destroyed.

Over the last five years, there have been dozens of clashes between Tibetans and Muslims in Sichuan, Gansu and Qinghai provinces, as well as in the Tibet Autonomous Region. Most of the incidents go unreported. The state-controlled news media are not eager to publicize anything that belies Communist Party claims that minorities live together in a “harmonious society.”

Andrew M. Fischer, a London-based Tibet scholar who is one of the few who has written on the subject, said the Tibetan exile community also was reluctant to publicize incidents that might harm the international image of Tibetans.

“It is the dark side of Tibetan nationalism,” Fischer said. “It is almost as though the Tibetans are diverting their anger over their own situation towards another vulnerable minority.”

Most of the incidents involve the Hui, who ethnically are Han Chinese but practice Islam. China’s 9.8 million Hui and 5.4 million Tibetans historically have lived in proximity, at various times fighting, competing or intermarrying and collaborating.

As Buddhists, the Tibetans don’t like to kill animals, but they do eat meat and wear furs, so they leave it to Muslim butchers and tanners to do the slaughtering. The Muslims also own many restaurants, and they don’t shy away from remote Tibetan areas where other Han Chinese are loath to tread. They often buy products from Tibetan nomads, who have difficulty selling because of their illiteracy.

“To be honest, the Tibetans don’t have the business savvy of the Hui. The Tibetans have to sell their products to Hui. The Hui have to buy from the Tibetans,” said Genga Jatsi, a Tibetan doctor from Qinghai. “I suppose because we are interdependent we resent each other.”

The tensions are palpable in Golog, a mountainous prefecture in Qinghai. Along a four-lane boulevard called Tuanjie, or “Solidarity,” Street, a large archway separates the Tibetan town of Dawu from the smaller Muslim town of Guojia.

Muslim taxi drivers are nervous about crossing into the Tibetan side at night. And since last summer’s restaurant incident, Tibetans have refused to go to the strip of Muslim eateries specializing in lamb and noodles.

“We’re afraid that there will be more trouble,” said Yun, who sold his restaurant after the incident but still lives in Golog, doing construction work. He sat in an otherwise empty restaurant around the corner from his old place, he and the restaurant owner, Ma Zhongyang, slumped over the linoleum tables, watching a small television in the corner.

The men said about 800 of Guojia’s 3,000 Muslims had left in recent months, frightened by what had happened in Lhasa. During the mid-March riots, Muslim shopkeepers and their families were badly hurt and some were killed when fires set in their shops spread to upstairs apartments.

“We saw what happened on television. After that, I sent away my children from here. I fear for their safety,” Ma said.

Many Muslims have stopped wearing the traditional white caps that identify their religion. Many women now wear a hairnet instead of a scarf. Since the nearest mosque was burned down in August, the Muslims pray at home — “in secret,” Ma said.

Twenty Tibetans, many of them monks, were arrested in the incident and a senior monk, accused of being the ringleader, was sentenced to death, Fischer said.

The animosity dates to at least the 1930s, when Muslim warlord Ma Bufeng tried to establish an Islamic enclave in Qinghai. Tibetans were pushed off their lands, some executed or forced to convert. After the communists took over in 1949, tensions were repressed.

Tsering Shayka, a Tibetan historian, said ethnic conflicts had resurfaced in recent years with the gradual liberalization of China, in particular the relaxation of travel restrictions.

“What is happening now is that you have all this transient population. People are migrating here and there and coming into more and more day-to-day contact. In the past, they weren’t allowed to trespass into each other’s territory and you had no ethnic conflict,” Shayka said.

Tibetans complain frequently about their culture being diluted when non-Tibetans, in particular Muslims, move into their areas and buy Tibetan businesses. That has been especially true in Lhasa, where Muslims now own many of the souvenir shops.

In the mid-1990s, Tibetans started boycotting Muslim restaurants in Lhasa after it was claimed that somebody had found a finger in a bowl of soup, setting off a rumor that Muslims were cannibals. Another rumor had it that Muslim cooks were urinating on food or adding their bathwater to soup, which, it was said, would function as a charm to make Tibetans convert to Islam.

“You hear all these stories about Muslims putting stuff in the soup. But I think it is all about business competition and economics,” said Tsering, 37, a Tibetan businessman from Lhasa who did not want his last name to be published.

Making matters worse, the Hui usually support the Chinese government in its repression of Tibetan separatism.

“They think the Dalai Lama is their leader. But how is independence possible?” whispers Han Rugubai, a 26-year-old Muslim who sells clothing at Dawu’s main market. “With the country developing so fast, life is good. People have enough to eat. They have clothes.”

Han said she believed that the Tibetans’ real quarrel was with the Han Chinese who dominate this country’s population and politics.

“They use us as a scapegoat for their grievances against the country,” she said.

In the last few years, clashes have broken out over the most trivial grievances. In February, a Tibetan child’s complaint about what a Hui merchant was charging for balloons triggered a brawl that involved thousands of people.

Chinese troops intervened in a 2003 dispute that started over a game of billiards. A Tibetan and a Muslim died in tit-for-tat killings, the Muslim stabbed to death with a barbecue skewer.

barbara.demick@latimes.com

Jia Han of The Times’ Beijing Bureau contributed to this report.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-muslims23-2008jun23,0,6188244,full.story

Free Tibet.  One has to wonder if the riots earlier this year were really about fighting the CCP’s rule or just an economically and racially motivated attack against non-Buddhist, non-Tibetan people in “Tibet”.

Sharon Stone Calls Chinese Earthquake “Karma”

ACTOR Sharon Stone is in strife after claiming the Chinese earthquake which claimed the lives of 80,000 people was “karma”.

Stone made the not so smart statement while on the red carpet in Cannes. She was asked if she had heard about the disaster that hit China recently, and her answer was:

“Of course I have. Well you know at first I thought I’m not happy with the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans … and I’ve been concerned with should we have the Olympics because they’re not being nice to the Dalai Lama who’s a good friend of mine.”

“And then all this earthquake and stuff happened and I thought, ‘Is that Karma, when you’re not nice and the bad things happen to you?’ “

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23765295-5012974,00.html

When is a natural disaster a good thing? When the afflicted country commits human rights violations — at least according to Sharon Stone. According to Stone, all those 80,000 deaths that include men, women, children and the elderly are a good thing because China had it coming over Tibet and I quote, “When you are not nice, that bad things happen to you.”

Sharon also name-drops the Dalai Lama just to make her comments sound righteous since we all know associating with the a CIA-asset makes everything people say or do acceptable in the eyes of Westerners.

Well at least Zhang Ziyi is doing something to fight off idiots like Sharon Stone and all the assorted “Free Tibet” idiots who are actually revelling at the deaths of over 80,000 apolitical Chinese citizens.

Zhang Ziyi says she’s outraged by quake ignorance

HONG KONG (AP) — “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” star Zhang Ziyi says she’s outraged by what she says is ignorance about the recent earthquake in China.

Zhang said in several Chinese-language blog entries over the past week that she has been busy raising money for relief efforts after the deadly quake struck in China’s central Sichuan province, which has killed more than 60,000.

But she said she was surprised to find one group she solicited on the sidelines of the Cannes Film Festival in France knew little about the disaster.

“I was as angry as a madwoman. I said, ‘Are you idiots? You are well-dressed people who look like you identify with society, but you don’t know what’s going on on planet Earth.’ It’s incredible!” Zhang said.

Zhang said she has made a pamphlet about the quake to show foreigners. She said she donated $144,000 and received a pledge of $100,000 from Wendi Deng, the Chinese-born wife of media mogul Rupert Murdoch.

Zhang’s other credits include “Memoirs of a Geisha,” “Rush Hour 2″ and “House of Flying Daggers.”

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iL_sCsOTK_uoIBvOq3-a_fKiYRsAD90RTVHG0

Bush For President-For-Life!

Bush the blessed American hero!
By Right-wing Larry

This is an outrage! Just because Bush supporters have a lower average IQ than Obama supporters does not make them any less holy. Bush followers are like Jesus’s disciples; Holy men who realize that Bush was chosen by God to lead us to victory over evil. I cannot imagine anyone getting angry with Bush since he is a man of God, if not God himself. To get mad at Bush is to get mad at God and that is bad. It seems like Bush will have to love all those who hate him with B-52 bombers to make them think clearly and see the light.

We must instead get mad and love our enemies like former CIA asset Osama Bin Laden and installed dictator Saddam with bombs and torture, the way Jesus would have liked us to do. Truly, people who think for themselves are evil and are with the devil. Jesus and Bush will work side by side to bomb the living crap out of our enemies. When Jesus says love thy enemy, he means love them with B-52 bombers and Bush clearly understands that.

Support the troops in Iraq since in a year we will all be in Iran with them; most of all support your President. Bush is truly excellent and a perfect being as God created him. Therefore, we must all learn to shut up and worship him as well to be holy and one with God. Absolute faith requires that one blindly follows Bush and must trust that Bush’s way as the only and right way to Heaven. Thank God we have God’s supreme son Bush leading the country to victory over evil.

Bush is loved by 59,054,087 patriotic Americans

Bush is God’s chosen one to lead us to victory over the rest of sinful humanity. Before Bush, we were a pathetic, liberal nation of sex, sin, and evil. Now that Bush is our president we are once again a nation of supreme faith and holiness. We no longer care about making profits or money. Thank God for Enron, Halliburton, and the Carlyle Group; all these holy companies will lead us to triumph over evil.

How can someone ever hate Bush? It is not as if he started a war for no reason or has many scandals. Also, it is not like he bankrupted the country into the largest national deficit in United States history. It is not as if the gap between the poor and middle class and the rich is getting wider. Like our famous beloved Nazi Arnold says, stop being such “economic girly men!”

Some people say that Bush benefited from 9-11 politically, but that cannot be true since Bush is perfect, is loved by all, and does not sin. Bush is beyond Enron, money or greed; Bush must be respected. The Patriot Act will allow us all to love Bush and worship him correctly; too many rights only lead to sin and that is bad.

Bush has restored faith into our blessed nation!

For those North Koreans who are starving to death, I say that Bush will love you as well, just not now. Bush could liberate and spread freedom to your country but God has told Bush not yet. Before Bush will liberate and eliminate WMD’s from North Korea, he must first conquer a country that has no WMD’s first in order to teach North Korea a lesson. I believe Jesus has instructed our great leader Bush to wait another 10 years before he will liberate the starving people and the WMD’s from that unholy dictator.

For all those innocent Iraqis that died, Bush saved them and now they are in Heaven. Therefore, Bush is truly a compassionate conservative and loves everyone. There are many ways to love someone and sometimes bombing people into Heaven is the fastest and right thing to do as John Ashcroft, Colin Powell, Dick Cheney, and Ariel Sharon will all agree.

Real Americans voted by Real American traditions!

Bush is the future and everyone must love him. There can be no dissent. It is un-American to disagree and we must all follow Bush to glory. Praise God for giving us a leader like Bush! Truly, I say unto thee, we must all vote for his successor John McCain in 2008 and 2012, Amen.

China Earthquake Relief - Update

Updated Nationwide Casualties:
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Over 50,000 lives lost (estimated) and 22,069 of them have been confirmed; 14,000 buried, 60,000+ trapped, 166,045 injured. Thousands of victims are students under 17.

http://news.sina.com.cn/pc/2008-05-13/326/651.html
Donations:
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We have following VERIFIED options to donate for the earthquake relief:

1. China Red Cross 中国红十字总会 (Chinese Site)
http://www.redcross.org.cn

If connection fails, please try

http://202.108.59.10/wsjz/wsjz.asp

Visa card acceptable.

中国红十字会总会救灾专用账号和热线是:

开户单位:中国红十字会总会。
人民币开户行:中国工商银行北京分行东四南支行。
人民币账号:0200001009014413252。
外币开户行:中信银行酒仙桥支行。
外币账号:7112111482600000209。

热线电话:(8610)65139999。

2. Chinese Consulate in San Francisco, please write a check and put “5.12 Sichuan earthquake donation” as the memo.

Mailing Address:
Consul Yan Li
Education Office,
The Consulate General of the People’s Republic of China,
1450 Laguna street, San Fransisco, CA 94115.

The consulate will forward your donation to China Red Cross

3. Chinese Consulate in Houston
Acceptable:check/money order/cashier’s check
Payable to:Chinese Consulate General in Houston
Memo: Earthquake donation, 捐款救灾
Address:811 Holman Street, Houston, TX 77002
Tel:(713)522-0438

4. Chinese Consulate in New York

http://www.nyconsulate.prchina.org/chn/ttxw/t434163.htm (Chinese)

http://www.nyconsulate.prchina.org/eng/xw/t434656.htm (English)

5. Chinese Embassy in UK

http://uk.china-embassy.org/chn/zyxw/t434143.htm (Chinese)

http://uk.china-embassy.org/eng/sghd/t434204.htm (English)

6. Chinese Embassy in Australia

http://au.china-embassy.org/eng/sgjs/sghd/t434408.htm (English)

Your ENTIRE contribution is guaranteed to go to the earthquake relief directly if you choose above options. However, for convenience, if you prefer to pay online, you can try the following. Administrative or transactional fee may apply.

Other options:
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* International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies (IFRC) 国际红十字会 (English, Francais and Espanol)

http://www.ifrc.org/

Credit card acceptable. Click on “how to help”–>”online donations” –> “China Earthquake”

* Hongkong Red Cross 香港红十字会 (English and Chinese)

http://www.redcross.org.hk

Visa and Master card acceptable. Donation amount in HK dollars.

* American Red Cross 美国红十字会 (English)

https://american.redcross.org/site/Donation2?df_id=3198&3198.donation=form1

Major rredit cards acceptable.

* Canadian Red Cross 加拿大红十字会 (English, Francais)

https://www.paypaq.com/redcross/new/

Credit Card or Interac Online Payment Service

* British Red Cross

http://www.redcross.org.uk

Donation in GBP only and major credit cards acceptable.

* Mercy Corps

http://www.mercycorps.org/chinaearthquake/ (English)

Major credit card acceptable. US dollars only.

* Silicon Valley Tsinghua Network (SVTN) 硅谷清华联网 (English Site)

http://tsinghuafoundation.org/earthquake08/index.html

(1). Donate by wire transfer:
Bank name: Washington Mutual
Payee title: SVTN (special fund for earthquake relief)
Routing #: 322271627
Acct #: 3170415745
Address: 690 RIVER OAKS PKWY, SAN JOSE, CA 95134-1905

(2). Donate by check:
SVTN
Attn: China Earthquake Relief
P. O. Box 1295, Fremont, CA 94538-0129

Please make your check payable to SVTN and indicate “China Earthquake Relief” in the memo area.

(3). Donate by Paypal:
Please pay to: tsinghua_foundation@yahoo.com
Pay to China Earthquake Relief .

* Company Matching Program (applicable to some US companies)

You can refer to a topic at the discussion board on this donation option.

大部分美国公司都有Matching Gift Program for慈善捐款,通常是1:1或更多。也就是说,你捐100,公司也捐100。

请各位在捐款中国红十字会之前跟公司人事部联系,看接受捐款部门是否符合本公司的要求。如果中国的机构不合要求,可以等美国红十字会开始这项募捐,美国红十字会肯定符合要求。

Currently, 6 known companies are willing to match your donation to SVTN : Google, Yahoo, Spansion, Qualcomm, eBay, HP.

It is required to add Silicon Valley Tsinghua Network into your company’s database for matching purpose. The process to add SVTN into your company’s database might take 2 day to 2 months. But you could make your donation today and send the matching request to your company HR department.

Also, please remember, company matching program do not send check for individual donation. They will collect all employee donations in certain period. Then, the company will send us a check. Typically, they send one check per quarter. We will send our company matching money to China Red Cross.

Please visit http://www.tsinghuafoundation.org for more info.

Help the Sichuan, China Earthquake Victims / 帮助四川地震灾民

—- DONATION WEBSITES —-

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INTERNATIONAL
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To donate directly to a Chinese Non-profit, a good choice is Jet Li’s One Foundation. Jet Li is an ambassador for the Red Cross Society of China. His fund, as of 4/15/2008, has raised RMB 10,677,267 ($6,590/RMB 46,130 from Paypal donations)

http://www.one-foundation.com/html/cn/beneficence_01.htm
Click on the “paypal” button

The site is in Chinese only, but I have read it. One key point to know about your donation there:
1. The FULL amount of your donation will be transferred to the Red Cross Society of China.

The website provides full transparency on how its funds are distributed.

http://www.one-foundation.com/html/02/n-102.html

I Googled the foundation and found quite a bit of press coverage, so I felt comfortable posting it as a donation destination.

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U.S.
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FINALLY! You can now donate directly to the American Red Cross China Relief fund. The link is provided below, before you donate, please read the paragraphs regarding fund use:

https://american.redcross.org/site/Donation2?idb=252516977&df_id=3198&3198.donation=form1

Additional information regarding relief efforts by the American Red Cross is provided here
http://www.redcross.org/news/in/profiles/Intl_profile_ChinaEarthquake.html

A recent post in this group mentions the possibility that donations to the American Red Cross does not fully transfer over to the Red Cross Society of China. I am attempting to reach the local director of the Red Cross in my area for a clarification on the exact use of fund for everyone, but probably won’t get an answer until tomorrow afternoon.

If anyone has any clarification on the matter please let everyone know ASAP.

All this being said, ARC does have a four star rating from Charity Navigator for its effective use of donations. http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm/bay/content.view/catid/2/cpid/43.htm
And your donation will be used specifically for the Chinese Relief effort.

However, your donation maybe be put to best use by directly wiring money to the Red Cross Society of China (listed in the CHINA section) or through Jet Li’s One Foundation (listed in the INTERNATIONAL section) rather than the American Red Cross.

More updates to come.

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CHINA
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Directly wiring your donation to Chinese banks is possible:

Account name: Red Cross Society of China
开户单位:中国红十字会总会

RMB Donations:
Industrial and Commercial Bank of China:
人民币开户行: 中国工商银行 北京分行东四南支行
人民币账号: 0200001009014413252

Foreign Current Donations:
CITIC Bank branch:
外币开户行:中信银行酒仙桥支行
外币账号: 7112111482600000209

Hotline: (8610) 65139999
Online donations:
Red Cross Society of China website: www.redcross.org.cn

中国红十字基金会同时也接受社会各界捐赠:
http://www.crcf.org.cn/donationol/donation.asp
Thank you Clare Gu for the notification!

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HONG KONG
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Online donation for Hong Kong Credit Card Holders
Hong Kong Red Cross:
Thank you Fan Zhang!

https://www.redcross.org.hk/donation/user_donation.asp?langId=2

http://www.worldvision.org.hk/eng/appeal/Sichuan/emer_frame_e.html

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CANADA
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Allows online donors to direct their funds to the China Earthquake Relief effort
https://www.paypaq.com/redcross/new/index.php

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U.K.
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Direct donations to the Chinese Earthquake Effort via Online Payment has been posted.
Thank you Anna Judson for the notice!

http://www.redcross.org.uk/donatesection.asp?id=81125

—- RELIEF EFFORTS —-
Newest update:

NYC chapter:

Prayer and Donation Event:

Event: Prayer and Donation for Victims in SiChuan

Time: this Sat May 17th. 7:00pm to 8:30pm

Location: Manhattan Chinese Baptist Church @ 236 W 72nd St

Please join us and pray for the Earth Quake victims.

Contact: Vincent Zou. cell. 626-825-2266

Seal makes hot love to a Penguin (NOT A JOKE)

‘Sex pest’ seal attacks penguin
By Matt Walker
BBC

An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.

The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.

The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology.

The bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins.

At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin
Nico de Bruyn, University of Pretoria

Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

Equally, it might be been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual.

“At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin,” says Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa.

Pinniped behaviour

The brazenness of the seal’s behaviour left those who saw it in no doubt as to what was happening.

De Bruyn and a colleague were on Trypot beach at Marion Island to study elephant seals when they noticed a young, adult male Antarctic fur seal, in good condition, attempting to copulate with an adult king penguin of unknown sex.

The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it.

The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail.

The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.

After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.

Why a fur seal would indulge in such extreme sexual behaviour is unclear.

Sexual coercion among animals is extremely common: males of many species often harass, coerce or force females of their own kind to mate, while animals are also known occasionally to harass sexually a member of a closely related species.

Harassment is common among pinnipeds, the group of animals that includes seals, fur seals, and sea lions; and occasionally it happens between related species.

Male grey seals have been known to harass and mate with female harbour seals, for example, producing hybrids.

“Sexual harassment is often more commonplace in non-monogamous mating systems, and in species where males are physically much larger than the other sex and thus physically capable of coercion or harassment,” says de Bruyn.

But this is thought to be the first recorded example of a mammal trying to have sex with a member of another class of vertebrate, such as a bird, fish, reptile, or amphibian.

‘Too young’

Chinstrap penguins occasionally indulge in homosexual behaviour, and adelie penguins sometimes “prostitute” themselves to get stones for nest-building; while one in seven emperor penguins will change partners from one year to the next.

But generally, king penguins lead straightforward sex lives: males and females pair up for years on end.

Marion Island is the only place in the world where Antarctic fur seals are known to hunt king penguins on land, so the idea that the fur seal was trying to eat the object of its attention made sense.

“But then we realised that the seal’s intentions were rather more amorous.”

The researchers speculate that the male seal was too young to win access to female seals, and in a state of sexual excitement, looked elsewhere.

But the mating season was nearly over when the incident took place, leading the scientists to also wonder whether the seal’s natural predatory aggression toward the bird became redirected into sexual arousal.

Equally, the incident may have arisen because the seal was “play-mating”.

“It was most certainly a once-off and has never previously or since been recorded anywhere in the world to our knowledge,” says de Bruyn.

The penguin did not appear to have been injured by the seal, the scientists report.
Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm

This is either cute or a sign the world is going to hell on a handbasket

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

BELLEVUE, OH — A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=105778

Wow! Why was a “tipster” filming this man having sex with his tables and why was he storing them on DVDs?

What makes a table much more special than a person be it a guy or girl? Can someone explain to me the appeal of a metal or wooden table versus a real person? How does a guy have sex with a table anyway?

Here is a round metal table like the article describes:

Can someone explain how that guy pulled it off? How the hell does it work???

A Poem Dedicated to the last 150 years of this planet.

By a Silent, Silent Chinese.

When we were called the Sick Man of Asia, we were the Yellow Peril.
When we are billed to be the next Superpower, we are a threat.

When we closed our doors, you smuggled drugs to our markets.
When we embraced Free Trade, you blame us for taking away your jobs.

When we were falling apart, you marched in your troops and wanted your “fair share”.
When we were putting the broken pieces together again, “Free Tibet” you scream, “it was an invasion!”

So, we tried communism, you hated us for being communists
When we embraced capitalism, you hate us for being capitalists.

When we have a billion people, you said we were destroying the planet.
When we tried limiting our numbers, you said it is human rights abuse.

When we were poor, you thought we were dogs.
When we loan you cash, you blame us for your debts.

When we build our industries, you called us polluters.
When we sell you goods, you blame us for global warming.

When we buy oil, you call that exploitation and genocide.
When you fight for oil, you call that liberation and democracy.

When we were lost in chaos and rampage, you wanted rule of law for us.
When we uphold law and order against violence, you call that violating human rights.

When we were silent, you said you want us to have free speech.
When we were silent no more, you say we are brainwashed racists.

Why do you hate us so much? We asked.
“No,” you answered, “We don’t hate You.”

We don’t hate you either,
But do you understand us?

“Of course we do,” You said,
“We have NBC, CNN and BBCs…”

What do you really want from us?
Think hard first, then answer…

Because you only get so many chances,
Enough is enough, enough Hypocrisy for this one world.

We want one world, one dream, and peace on Earth.
This big blue Earth is big enough for all of Us.

Bernanke is a fucking idiot.

So I have read that JP Morgan is going to buy up what’s left of Bear Stearns for just a nominal $2 a share. Meanwhile Bernanke and his dumb fuck cronies have decided to cut another 25 basis points (0.25%) from the interest rates on Palm Sunday of all days…

I am told that the Hang Seng, Nikkei 225, TAIEX, and the Australian bourses are bleeding as a result of this development. The European bourses will get it just as bad and then the DJIA will be fucked even if Bernanke is dumb enough to cut some more basis points or put out more emergency funds. The exchange rates are only going to get worse and I reckon that the Fed will at least another 100 basis points on Tuesday.

Ben Bernanke is someone who loves inflation so much that he would be willing to have non-stop anal sex with it if he could. If George W. Bush says that we are not in a recession one more time, I swear I am going to go campaign for Hillary Clinton and petition for a movement to investigate if John McCain (born in the Panama Canal Zone, which is technically just US territory) is even technically a natural born American.

And yes; both Ron Paul and Jim Rogers were right.

Update: Bush is indeed a fucking idiot. America deserved to get fucked up by their stupidity for first bringing him to power in 2000 and then keeping him in power in 2004 when all signs point that he should have been replaced by John Kerry.

Here is what this fucktard, idiot grandson of a Nazi collaborator had to say about the American economy:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7297048.stm

President George Bush has attempted to restore confidence in the US economy, amid the deepening financial crisis.

Speaking at the Economic Club of New York the President acknowledged that growth had slowed but said that the economy is basically sound.

He said the economy was “obviously going through a tough time”.

America is now reaping what it sowed. Karma is indeed a bitch. First Iraq and now the entire world is going to pay dearly for 100% American-produced stupidity.