Here is Miss South Carolina’s response to a question during the final round
Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?
I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh…people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and…I believe that they should, uh…our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.
Can someone please explain what she meant by her response? It sounds like something from Bush’s response in the first SNL Gore-Bush debates back in 2000. Despite giving this incredibly retarded response, Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina, still made Third Runner-Up in the Miss Teen USA pageant. This shows you how sad this pageant can become since a girl can win just for looking pretty regardless of intelligence or lack thereof.
Did you notice how Mario Lopez cut her off before she said anything dumber?
This should of been the response by the judges (from “Billy Madison”):
What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
Regardless of the stupidity coming from Miss South Carolina, I am sure she will have a bright future as a “US American”. After all a retarded man by the name of George W. Bush did take power in 2000 and went on to bring ruin and chaos to “The Iraq”.