Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

BELLEVUE, OH — A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

Wow! Why was a “tipster” filming this man having sex with his tables and why was he storing them on DVDs?

What makes a table much more special than a person be it a guy or girl? Can someone explain to me the appeal of a metal or wooden table versus a real person? How does a guy have sex with a table anyway?

Here is a round metal table like the article describes:

Can someone explain how that guy pulled it off? How the hell does it work???


5 thoughts on “Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

  1. i think the table had a hole in it for the umbrella to go through, and then he just, you know, did it.

  2. It doesnt need a hole. Just the sensation of rubbing against stuff can be enough. Many people don’t use their hand or anything, and use such items as pillows, or matresses.
    So I’ve heard.

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